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The Wise kidnapping


[01:13 PM] Downunder Snoodle: title red ~Disguised as TP Spad~ [01:26 PM] Downunder Snoodle ahems and clears her throat, trying her best to lower her voice "Ma'am, Sir" [01:26 PM] Ivy Lexington tries to grunt like Lot [01:26 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods to the lady in the bowler hat [01:27 PM] Ivy Lexington opens and closes her mouth trying to get enough air in to burp loudly [01:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods at Lot-alike and glances down the road at the Mayor wandering past [01:27 PM] Adrian Wise waves "Timmie!" [01:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle shouts: okay here we go *winks at Ivy* [01:27 PM] Ivy Lexington gets nervous with Timmie near. [01:27 PM] Timmie Hax looks at the people in front of the bank and rubs his chin [01:28 PM] Downunder Snoodle tries to do the TP strut/waddle down the road [01:28 PM] Kristoff Jameson: just figured someone took it apart [01:28 PM] Adrian Wise: Hmm [01:28 PM] Alva Tharnaby rides into the bank [01:28 PM] Adrian Wise: Well- I am reporting the missing Persian Rugs Kindly [01:28 PM] Kristoff Jameson: ok sir ill look into it [01:28 PM] Alva Tharnaby shouts: Where's that damn banker [01:28 PM] Adrian Wise: at least 3 by my reconing.. perhaps four [01:28 PM] Downunder Snoodle clears throat "cuse me Mister Wise, ah need yer assistence with somethin'" [01:29 PM] Lot Balbozar watches from a safe distance [01:29 PM] Adrian Wise turns [01:29 PM] Kristoff Jameson: ok sir.. [01:29 PM] Ivy Lexington grunts in a Lot like voice: Yep, we need your help. [01:29 PM] Adrian Wise: What is it Turtle? [01:29 PM] Lot Balbozar tips his bowler hat [01:29 PM] Kristoff Jameson sighs and heads off to go work on teh erpisr rug case [01:29 PM] Downunder Snoodle: a problem with the bank door [01:29 PM] Ivy Lexington tries not to giggle with success at the disguises. [01:29 PM] Alva Tharnaby laughs [01:29 PM] Ivy Lexington: Yep, bank door, Adrian. [01:29 PM] Alva Tharnaby: I got Kris runnin' [01:29 PM] CoopJess Dreamscape is Offline [01:30 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Ops. [01:30 PM] Adrian Wise nods .."Lost your Key?" takes out his key ring and fiddles with it. [01:30 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods emphatically [01:30 PM] Downunder Snoodle: yessir [01:30 PM] Alva Tharnaby zips her mouth and looks at the Mayor [01:30 PM] Ivy Lexington tries to give out a loud belch but only her lips purse with a small whistle. [01:30 PM] Adrian Wise chooses the brass one [01:30 PM] Alva Tharnaby gives a nod to the strange man to the right [01:30 PM] Adrian Wise removes it carefully from the ring .."You ain't looking so Good there Turtle.. " Offers the key.."Here you go" [01:30 PM] Lot Balbozar shuffles about nervously [01:31 PM] Whisper Parkin watches and giggles to self [01:31 PM] Downunder Snoodle lifts his belly a bit and scratches his big butt [01:31 PM] Ivy Lexington: I think that silly blonde I married jammed the keyhole and we need you to open the bank door Adrian. [01:31 PM] Downunder Snoodle: nossir I's afraid I might lose it, would ya mind unlockin' the door for us [01:31 PM] Alva Tharnaby looks at Ivy and scratches her head, confused [01:31 PM] Lot Balbozar: Please make haste Mr Turtle , my investors cant wait [01:32 PM] Adrian Wise reels back a bit .."Shame on you, Lot.. You oughta be greatful someone found something appealing you your sorry ass" [01:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods, shaking off a few beads of forehead sweat [01:32 PM] Ivy Lexington: So hurry your bloody blooming arse Adrian, I ain't got all day. [01:32 PM] Alva Tharnaby scratches her head even more, hearing Adrian call the strange person Lot [01:32 PM] Lot Balbozar looks and blinks muttering to himself "ya gonna pay for that comment" [01:32 PM] Adrian Wise grumbles relinking the key to his ring [01:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle stifles a chuckle hearing Ivy [01:32 PM] Adrian Wise: Lead on [01:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods and waddles off up the street [01:32 PM] Ivy Lexington puts her hand under her arm pit making farting noises as they walk on. [01:33 PM] Alva Tharnaby rides into the bank again [01:33 PM] Ivy Lexington whispers: Does the cowboy sash look ok on me? It wouldn't fit around my waist, it's too big. [01:34 PM] Adrian Wise Bellows "MISS ALVA! GIT THAT BEAST OUTTA THE BANK!" [01:34 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods and whispers back "it's fine.. ssshhh here he comes" [01:34 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Ahh sorry, he's a wild one! [01:34 PM] Alva Tharnaby horse goes beserk and kicks around [01:34 PM] Adrian Wise: For the love of! ...voice trails off [01:34 PM] Ivy Lexington: ALVA! GIT Yor horse out of there now before I shoot you! [01:35 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Ouch..no ! [01:35 PM] Ivy Lexington: And you know I'm the best shot in town! [01:35 PM] Lot Balbozar grins [01:35 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Shoot the window! [01:35 PM] Ivy Lexington blusters up [01:35 PM] Downunder Snoodle quietly positions herself behind Adrian [01:35 PM] Adrian Wise quickly fishes through the keyring once again, this time fumbling in the rush to open the door [01:35 PM] Downunder Snoodle motions to Ivy to get ready [01:35 PM] Raenitha Dowler is Offline [01:35 PM] Alva Tharnaby tries to make the horse kick the employee door open [01:35 PM] Ivy Lexington shrugs and thinks she is doing what Downy wants but has no idea. [01:35 PM] Lot Balbozar watches the two ladies hoping they have it under control [01:36 PM] Alva Tharnaby whispers to her horse "kick! kick" [01:36 PM] Ivy Lexington: Open it Adrian! [01:36 PM] Adrian Wise slides the key in the hole and turns it "NOW everyone step back.. Miss Alva is in there out of control.. well at leats her horse is!" [01:36 PM] Custom WB White Skull Peacemaker (Right Handed) 2.4: Alva Tharnaby has holstered their weapon! [01:36 PM] Lock Pick - Excellent v1.3 5 whispers: Lock picks are hidden in your clothes. [01:36 PM] Lot Balbozar mouths to Ivy "Fart now other wise they wont think it is me" [01:36 PM] Adrian Wise: ready? [01:36 PM] Ivy Lexington says in a grumpier voice: Just open it! [01:36 PM] BANK OF TOMBSTONE whispers: ENTRANCE DOOR Opened. [01:36 PM] BANK OF TOMBSTONE whispers: ENTRANCE DOOR Opened. [01:36 PM] Alva Tharnaby: ahh hell [01:36 PM] Adrian Wise: NOW!/me jumps back [01:36 PM] Downunder Snoodle reaches out to shove Adrian inside and falls forward as he moves [01:36 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Ohhh I'm sorry Mayor! [01:37 PM] Adrian Wise: LOOK OUT! [01:37 PM] Downunder Snoodle: Mister Wise! [01:37 PM] Alva Tharnaby tries to steer the horse but fails [01:37 PM] Downunder Snoodle: ya let a horse inna mah bank! [01:37 PM] Adrian Wise: Th ehorse has gone NUTS! [01:37 PM] Ivy Lexington: The horse! [01:37 PM] Downunder Snoodle: git it outta there!!! NOW!!! [01:37 PM] Alva Tharnaby whispers: I'm trying..trying! [01:37 PM] Ivy Lexington: YEAH OUT OR I'LL SELL IT TO THE INJUNS FOR DINNER! [01:37 PM] Alva Tharnaby: OH hell.. [01:37 PM] Adrian Wise looks to TP nodding on his paitience [01:37 PM] Alva Tharnaby horse runs out [01:37 PM] Ivy Lexington: /Me finally manages a burp to come out. [01:37 PM] Adrian Wise: There! [01:37 PM] Downunder Snoodle: awh hell the horse pooped [01:37 PM] Downunder Snoodle: on mah bank floor! [01:38 PM] Downunder Snoodle: someone has ta clean it up! [01:38 PM] Downunder Snoodle: YOU! [01:38 PM] Downunder Snoodle points at Adrian [01:38 PM] Alva Tharnaby holds her horse still [01:38 PM] Ivy Lexington: Me? [01:38 PM] Downunder Snoodle: ya let the varmit (and the horse) in! you git ta clean it up! [01:38 PM] Ivy Lexington says in a deeper voice: I mean "me"? [01:38 PM] Adrian Wise looks oblivious as always [01:38 PM] Downunder Snoodle: not you Iv.... eerr Lot [01:39 PM] Lot Balbozar nudges Downy and whispers "get his sorry ass in there " [01:39 PM] Ivy Lexington sucks in another deep breath to keep the red sash from falling down. [01:39 PM] Downunder Snoodle: Mister Wise, kindly clean up that horse poop on mah bank floor! [01:39 PM] Adrian Wise looks to koin in the chatting with some levity .."Lost some weight Turtle?" [01:39 PM] Alva Tharnaby giggles [01:39 PM] Downunder Snoodle: I can't do it meself, bendin' down's a problem [01:40 PM] Adrian Wise shakes his head a few times .."Clean wha??" [01:40 PM] Ivy Lexington: You better do what TP says, Adrian, we don't want him.. um... [01:40 PM] Ivy Lexington tries to think of what to say. [01:40 PM] Alva Tharnaby: eh...have his back thrown out [01:40 PM] Ivy Lexington: We don't want him to have time for a bath? [01:40 PM] Lot Balbozar finishes Ivy comment "........rub his armpit on you" [01:40 PM] Adrian Wise gets all chummy .."See what family relations does to you Lot? You're finally at a loss for words!" Laughs [01:40 PM] Alva Tharnaby holds her horse in a death grip and mumbles "dont you move: [01:40 PM] Ivy Lexington looks with a questioning shrug at Lot and Downy. [01:40 PM] Downunder Snoodle: yeh I could git lots more grumpier than this [01:41 PM] Adrian Wise chucks "him" in the shoulder [01:41 PM] Lot Balbozar glares at Adrian almost blowing his cover [01:41 PM] Alva Tharnaby giggles [01:41 PM] Nikita Mullery leans towards the wagon.. watching..listening on the others.. [01:41 PM] Ivy Lexington opens her mouth in suprise. [01:41 PM] Downunder Snoodle whispers to Ivy "goddamit we might jus' hafta tie him up here n drag him out back to teh wagon" [01:42 PM] Ivy Lexington whispers back: It ain't ladylike to tie a man up. [01:42 PM] Adrian Wise leans closer to TP and in hushed tones "Who we tieing up?" [01:42 PM] Ivy Lexington continues: That's dove work for those kinds of men. [01:42 PM] Downunder Snoodle descreetly pulls a coil of cord from her pocket and slips it quietlyinto Ivy's hands [01:42 PM] Lot Balbozar whispers to Ivy "never stopped yu tying me up" [01:42 PM] alfie Humburg: howdy [01:42 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oh eerrr... Lot [01:42 PM] Ivy Lexington pushues back into Downy's hands. [01:42 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods [01:42 PM] Lot Balbozar: Good afternoon sir [01:42 PM] Ivy Lexington: Err,, TP> [01:43 PM] Alva Tharnaby shakes her head again [01:43 PM] Downunder Snoodle grumbles and hides the cord behind her back [01:43 PM] Ivy Lexington: Adrian! [01:43 PM] Lot Balbozar: How may we be of assistance to you ? [01:43 PM] Downunder Snoodle: here Mister Wise, I got the ropes ready, jus' hold out yer hands [01:43 PM] Alva Tharnaby grins [01:43 PM] Nikita Mullery walks a bit closer..gently..trying to not get anyones attension [01:43 PM] Adrian Wise chuckles and looks around at the crowd amassing .. "Later on that Turtle .. We seem to have a group of fine citizens needing to use the bank.. I'll not hold you up any longer" [01:43 PM] alfie Humburg: hold the hands out? [01:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: um... [01:44 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oh no it's fine Mister Wise, they can jus' help themselves [01:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: No wait! [01:44 PM] Alva Tharnaby: aw common mayor..my horse might get the scares again! Then you could help me lasso my horse! [01:44 PM] Lot Balbozar stands behind alfie in case he does anything silly [01:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: I think I hear my wife Ivy in there! [01:44 PM] Adrian Wise goes to hold out his hands then waits [01:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: Don't you hear her yelling? [01:44 PM] Adrian Wise: Hmm? [01:44 PM] Adrian Wise: Who's yelling? [01:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: Yes, she's in the bank. She must be stuck in the vault again. [01:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: Dang that silly girl. [01:45 PM] Adrian Wise listens pretending to know whats going on [01:45 PM] Downunder Snoodle quickly slips a loop of cord over each of Adrian's wrists and pulls it tight [01:45 PM] Lot Balbozar cups his ears "Sounds like a cat in pain to me " [01:45 PM] Downunder Snoodle: awh hell now it's all tangled onya Adrian [01:45 PM] Alva Tharnaby laughs into her hand [01:45 PM] Adrian Wise looks at his wrists .."Oh ow... Thats tight.. What is this?" [01:45 PM] alfie Humburg laughs [01:45 PM] Ivy Lexington rolls her eyes. [01:45 PM] Ivy Lexington: Here, let me. [01:45 PM] Downunder Snoodle: dammit! stupid rope got all knotted up [01:45 PM] Foxx Mistwood steps behind the small crowd [01:45 PM] Ivy Lexington goes to tie him up much quicker than Downy [01:45 PM] Adrian Wise: Well unknot it! [01:45 PM] Wanderer Wildung is Offline [01:45 PM] Downunder Snoodle: let's go find something sharp to cut through it [01:46 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Eh oh hey mr deptuy Foxx [01:46 PM] Nikita Mullery nods towards teh man that arrives [01:46 PM] Downunder Snoodle: this way Mister Wise [01:46 PM] Foxx Mistwood: marshal please [01:46 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Oh ehm Marshall, sorry [01:46 PM] Ivy Lexington: Yep, I'll cut it open with my Bowie knife over there. [01:46 PM] Foxx Mistwood: who is that [01:46 PM] Adrian Wise: Hmmm [01:46 PM] Adrian Wise: Who left this here? [01:46 PM] Ivy Lexington: Um.. must of been that silly wife, Ivy. [01:46 PM] Adrian Wise looks at the wagon in the back of the bank [01:46 PM] Downunder Snoodle: just hop up here n cut that rope on the sharp edge on the back of that there seat [01:46 PM] Ivy Lexington: She leaves everything everywhere. [01:47 PM] Adrian Wise: Good thinking Turtle! [01:47 PM] Downunder Snoodle climbs up, pretending to assist [01:47 PM] Foxx Mistwood: mayor ? [01:47 PM] Downunder Snoodle motions to Ivy to get on [01:47 PM] Downunder Snoodle whistles for her horses [01:47 PM] Lot Balbozar climbs in as well his hand inside his jacket [01:47 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Hey Foxx, have you seen my new splendid horse? [01:47 PM] Adrian Wise holds his hands out waiting to be unbound [01:47 PM] alfie Humburg: now what in the name is happening [01:47 PM] Foxx Mistwood: yea it was blocking my way earlier [01:47 PM] Alva Tharnaby smiles as big as she can muster [01:47 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Ain't he goregous! [01:48 PM] Alva Tharnaby: er..gorgeous [01:48 PM] alfie Humburg: i thought you was untieing the mayor [01:48 PM] Foxx Mistwood: can someone tell me whats going on [01:48 PM] Lot Balbozar looks over his shoulder "TP get movingZ" [01:48 PM] alfie Humburg: yeah [01:48 PM] Downunder Snoodle quickly reaches back and grabs the end of the cord around Adrian's wrists, tying it securely to a board on the wagon [01:48 PM] alfie Humburg: the mayor is ties up [01:48 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Bye! have a nice trip! [01:48 PM] Adrian Wise sits in the back of the wagon, taking advantage of the situation to enjoy the view of the town from this angle [01:48 PM] Foxx Mistwood: oh TP is here? [01:48 PM] Ivy Lexington sucks in the most air she possibly can and give a burp that shakes all around her. [01:48 PM] alfie Humburg: he is there [01:48 PM] Foxx Mistwood: oh yea looks just like him [01:48 PM] Lot Balbozar smiles proudly at Ivy [01:48 PM] Alva Tharnaby laughs [01:49 PM] Downunder Snoodle reaches into her pocket and tosses a piece of paper towards Foxx, watching it flitter to the ground [01:49 PM] Ivy Lexington hopes that helps them out. [01:49 PM] Foxx Mistwood: TP, you lost some weight? [01:49 PM] Foxx Mistwood: and um [01:49 PM] Foxx Mistwood: grew hair [01:49 PM] Ivy Lexington: Hurry TP! Dang it! I gotta pee! [01:49 PM] Victoria Oanomochi: walks in bank [01:49 PM] Downunder Snoodle flicks the reins and waves at the crowd "GIDDY UP!" [01:49 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Hey Foxx..what's that on the ground? [01:49 PM] alfie Humburg wonders what the note says [01:49 PM] Victoria Oanomochi: helllo anyone here? [01:49 PM] Lot Balbozar waves [01:49 PM] alfie Humburg: what is the note on the ground saying? [01:49 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWW [01:50 PM] Ivy Lexington tries to make conversation [01:50 PM] Lot Balbozar tries not to laugh [01:50 PM] Ivy Lexington: How the weather back there Adrian? [01:50 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles to herself as she gets to call him Adrian instead of Mr. Wise. [01:51 PM] Ivy Lexington whispers over to Downy: How come they are so quiet? [01:51 PM] Downunder Snoodle: is there whiskey back there? maybe they're sipping? [01:51 PM] Ivy Lexington: The way you drive, I wouldn't blame them. [01:51 PM] Lot Balbozar falls out the back [01:52 PM] Adrian Wise: Weather is just fine.. lovely views [01:52 PM] Ivy Lexington turns to look at them. [01:52 PM] Downunder Snoodle hears a "THUNK" [01:52 PM] Ivy Lexington hisses to Downy: Lot just fell out. [01:52 PM] Downunder Snoodle slows down "did we lose someone?" [01:52 PM] Adrian Wise: Some fella [01:52 PM] Ivy Lexington doesn't know what to do now, so she gives a Lot like grunt. [01:52 PM] Adrian Wise points - with both hands still bound together [01:52 PM] Downunder Snoodle shrugs and flicks the reins "let's keep goin' he'll catch up" [01:53 PM] Ivy Lexington forgets herself and whines: Are we there yet? [01:53 PM] Adrian Wise chuckles [01:54 PM] Ivy Lexington sighs and waves the cigar smoke away [01:54 PM] Downunder Snoodle pulls back on the reins, slowing the horses to a stop "yup, we're here!" [01:54 PM] Ivy Lexington: Alright out NOW! [01:54 PM] Adrian Wise: Ahh! [01:54 PM] Adrian Wise: Dragoon [01:55 PM] Downunder Snoodle unties Adrian from the wagon "down ya git" [01:55 PM] Ivy Lexington still using deep voice: Ofcourse Dragoon where else? [01:55 PM] Adrian Wise: OK ok - give these bones a moment [01:55 PM] Ivy Lexington thinks of what Lot would say but decides better. [01:56 PM] Ivy Lexington: Now what TP? [01:56 PM] Lot Balbozar feels lost and whines like ivy taught him "WHERE AM I: [01:57 PM] Ivy Lexington tries not get angry and just glares at Lot [01:57 PM] Downunder Snoodle points in the direction of the house "get him in there quick, 'fore someone spots him!" [01:57 PM] Lot Balbozar: oh here yu all are [01:57 PM] Ivy Lexington: Yep, here we are, and here we all go. [01:57 PM] Adrian Wise goes to shove "Lot" "into" someplace [01:57 PM] Ivy Lexington: Follow me please. [01:57 PM] Downunder Snoodle looks over her shoulder "nice of you to catch up" [01:57 PM] Adrian Wise: Of course [01:57 PM] Adrian Wise looks at "TP" smiling [01:57 PM] Ivy Lexington: Hey!! [01:58 PM] Adrian Wise growls "SHUDDAP AND GIT IN THERE!!" [01:58 PM] Downunder Snoodle grunts and snorts a bit [01:58 PM] Lot Balbozar looks at Ivy "Lot would shoot him for that " [01:58 PM] Ivy Lexington feels her hat falling off and quickly grabs it. [01:58 PM] Adrian Wise: GIT! [01:58 PM] Ivy Lexington: Um.. [01:58 PM] Front Door whispers: Paskis Door - Locked [01:58 PM] Adrian Wise: NO SMART MOVES BALBOZAR! [01:58 PM] Ivy Lexington: Huh? [01:58 PM] Lot Balbozar: Pardon [01:58 PM] Adrian Wise looks to "TP" [01:58 PM] Lot Balbozar covers his mouth "oops" [01:59 PM] Ivy Lexington: I beg your pardon? [01:59 PM] Adrian Wise: We just rough him up a bit? [01:59 PM] Downunder Snoodle reaches out to cuff Adrian upside the head "now lookeh here boy!" [01:59 PM] Front Door whispers: WELCOME TO IVY COTTAGE [01:59 PM] Front Door whispers: Door - Locked [01:59 PM] Downunder Snoodle: you's our prisoner now! *points at the cord still tied around Adrian's hands* [01:59 PM] Adrian Wise chuckles "That Stung a bit Turtle .. and You hit like a girl .. Now untie me" [01:59 PM] Ivy Lexington takes off her Lot disguise. [02:00 PM] Lot Balbozar looks around the cottage "Ivy i wish yu would clean up before we have guests" [02:00 PM] Downunder Snoodle pulls off her hat and lets her hair fall out [02:00 PM] Adrian Wise: Oh MIss IVy! you silly! [02:00 PM] Adrian Wise tries to clap in his bound hands [02:00 PM] Ivy Lexington: Silly? [02:00 PM] Adrian Wise: I thought you were Lot [02:00 PM] Ivy Lexington: I think not, Mr. Wise. [02:00 PM] Adrian Wise blushes [02:00 PM] Ivy Lexington: This is serious business. [02:00 PM] Ivy Lexington: Oh, I hold on, i've got to untie this cowboy sash. [02:00 PM] Adrian Wise puts on his serious face "Why Of Course" [02:00 PM] Lot Balbozar nods and repeats "Serious business" [02:01 PM] Lot Balbozar realises he sounds more and more like Ivy every day [02:01 PM] Ivy Lexington: Ugh, I thought that would fool you, me wearing it and it held my bossums in as well. [02:01 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles proudly at her fashion sense [02:01 PM] Lot Balbozar: Yu might need a hand to hold them in Ivy [02:01 PM] Lot Balbozar holds up his two hands [02:01 PM] Adrian Wise: Hey [02:01 PM] Adrian Wise: You're not TP! [02:01 PM] Downunder Snoodle picks up Ivy's feather duster [02:02 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods and grins [02:02 PM] Ivy Lexington: Sorry about the mess in here, Mr. Wise, Lot had a hissy fit and threw the furniture around. [02:02 PM] Adrian Wise points to Downy .. turns slowly.. "And you're not Lot..." turns to the third figure .. "So who are you?" [02:02 PM] Ivy Lexington: But he made up for it in flowers he left! [02:02 PM] Lot Balbozar: Did you kidnap him to clean our cottage ? [02:02 PM] Ivy Lexington: Well, partly,,, [02:02 PM] Ivy Lexington: But most of all. [02:02 PM] Ivy Lexington tries to act really mean. [02:03 PM] Adrian Wise: Oh the flowers are lovely [02:03 PM] Downunder Snoodle: yes... and we're askin fer a handsome randsom as well [02:03 PM] Ivy Lexington: First we've got something much more uglier in mind for him!!! [02:03 PM] Adrian Wise: Miss Ivy [02:03 PM] Adrian Wise: that sage needs watering [02:03 PM] Downunder Snoodle: so the house gets clean AND we git some monies [02:03 PM] Ivy Lexington: Wait!!!! [02:03 PM] Ivy Lexington: Downy!!! [02:03 PM] Downunder Snoodle: wut? [02:03 PM] Ivy Lexington: First, my sage gets watered and then you said we would make him write my wedding thank you notes. [02:04 PM] Downunder Snoodle: yus! [02:04 PM] Adrian Wise: WAIT [02:04 PM] Lot Balbozar laughs [02:04 PM] Adrian Wise: WAIT [02:04 PM] Ivy Lexington: You promised if i helped you kidnap him that was part of the deal. [02:04 PM] Adrian Wise shudders [02:04 PM] Downunder Snoodle nods [02:04 PM] Lot Balbozar keeps lauighing [02:04 PM] Adrian Wise: Wedding THANK YOU notes?? [02:04 PM] Lot Balbozar: and laughing [02:04 PM] Downunder Snoodle: he has ta dust the furniture too though [02:04 PM] Ivy Lexington: Well, you don't think we want just money for you do you? [02:04 PM] Downunder Snoodle: but [02:04 PM] Adrian Wise screams HELP!!! HELP!!!!! I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!! [02:04 PM] Downunder Snoodle: he can do the thank you notes first [02:04 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: HELP ME OH IF THERE IS A GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!! [02:04 PM] Lot Balbozar: Ivy yu missunderstood [02:04 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: HELP HELP HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! [02:04 PM] Argus Collingwood is Offline [02:04 PM] Ivy Lexington: Honestly, Mr. Wise. [02:05 PM] Lot Balbozar: He was meant to write out the BANK notes [02:05 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: OH DEAR LORD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [02:05 PM] Ivy Lexington: It's not that bad. Perhaps I could fix you something to eat? [02:05 PM] Downunder Snoodle: goddamit! someone stick a cork in that mans big gob!!!! [02:05 PM] Lot Balbozar whispers: B [02:05 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: HELP !!!!!!!!! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [02:05 PM] Lot Balbozar whispers: A [02:05 PM] Lot Balbozar whispers: N [02:05 PM] Lot Balbozar whispers: K [02:05 PM] Lot Balbozar: not THANk yu notes [02:05 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oohhh [02:05 PM] Ivy Lexington whines: But Lot... [02:05 PM] Ivy Lexington: I ha-aaate writing them. [02:05 PM] Ivy Lexington: And I"m tardy with them already. [02:05 PM] Adrian Wise conitues screaming help with tears running down his cheeks - stopping momentarily to sob about wedding thank yous ..and continues creaming [02:06 PM] Lot Balbozar waggles his finger "No buts or whining , im the boss now" [02:06 PM] Ivy Lexington looks at Downy. [02:06 PM] Downunder Snoodle: you hush it Lot! this is our project! [02:06 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: HELLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!! [02:06 PM] Downunder Snoodle: Mister Wise if ya dun shuddup, I'll make ya do Lot's laundering as well!!! [02:06 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP I HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!!!! [02:06 PM] Ivy Lexington: Mr. Wise? Please stop shouting, it's hurting my ears and scaring the pigs out there. [02:06 PM] Downunder Snoodle: now sit quietly and git writin'! [02:07 PM] Adrian Wise: NEVER! [02:07 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: HELPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!! [02:07 PM] Ivy Lexington: Lot? Can you get Mr. Wise a comfortable chair? [02:07 PM] Lot Balbozar sighs "ok Ivy you whine , i mean win agaian" [02:07 PM] Adrian Wise: oohh [02:07 PM] Downunder Snoodle: RIGHT! where are Lot's dirty underwears!!! [02:07 PM] Adrian Wise: wingbacked? [02:07 PM] Lot Balbozar: Ill get one of joseys [02:07 PM] Ivy Lexington: He's wearing them. [02:07 PM] Lot Balbozar: Ummm no im not Ivy [02:07 PM] Lot Balbozar: yu borrowed them [02:07 PM] Ivy Lexington: Perhaps we should take him to Josey's office, there is a desk up there. [02:07 PM] Lot Balbozar: and they were dirty ones [02:08 PM] Ivy Lexington: And it would be nice to offer him a drink as well? [02:08 PM] Downunder Snoodle raises an eyebrow at Ivy [02:08 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles apologetically at Mr. Wise. [02:08 PM] Downunder Snoodle: maybe... when he's done some of them thank ye notes! [02:08 PM] Lot Balbozar motions "Tie him up at joseys writing desk" [02:08 PM] Adrian Wise: Lets get one thing perfectly clear [02:08 PM] Downunder Snoodle: alright then [02:08 PM] Downunder Snoodle: let's get this done! lead the way to Josie's writin' desk [02:09 PM] Lot Balbozar: The stains in my long johns need clearing [02:09 PM] Ivy Lexington: No! Thank you notes first! [02:09 PM] Lot Balbozar opens the door and leads the way [02:09 PM] Adrian Wise emphantically announciates each Syablle .. "I will NOT be writing ANY . Wedding THANK YOU notes .." now where is that chair? wingbacked perferaably' [02:09 PM] Ivy Lexington grimaces as she realizes she still has a cigar in her mouth. [02:09 PM] Ivy Lexington: In Josey's office. [02:09 PM] Downunder Snoodle looks at Adrian and points at the door "move it!" [02:10 PM] Ivy Lexington: THis way please. [02:10 PM] IM: Welcome Mat: WELCOME TO DRAGOON SPRINGS ENJOY YOUR VISIT [02:10 PM] Lot Balbozar: mind the smell [02:11 PM] Ivy Lexington frowns as she looks around [02:11 PM] Adrian Wise sees no chair even remotely coming close to comfortable [02:11 PM] Ivy Lexington: Oh, no wingback chair. [02:11 PM] Adrian Wise: This is unacceptable [02:11 PM] Ivy Lexington: But look at the scarecrow I made out on the balcony! [02:11 PM] Ivy Lexington: Does that make up for the chair? [02:11 PM] Adrian Wise: Hmmm [02:11 PM] Adrian Wise: Obscene [02:11 PM] Downunder Snoodle crosses her arms and gives Adrian a deadly stare [02:11 PM] Lot Balbozar roars laughing [02:12 PM] Foxx Mistwood looks seeing the wagon that was used earlier [02:12 PM] Ivy Lexington: Obscenes? I thought it was a good likeness of Lot. [02:12 PM] Ivy Lexington: Now, I shall dictate the letters? [02:12 PM] Downunder Snoodle grumpily starts to pull apart more of her TP disguise, throwing the padding down in a half-pie hissy fit [02:12 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: MISS IVY! [02:12 PM] Lot Balbozar clutches his butt "hey!!" [02:12 PM] Adrian Wise: SHAME ON YOU! [02:12 PM] Foxx Mistwood dismounts his horse [02:12 PM] Ivy Lexington blushes [02:12 PM] Alva Tharnaby pulls her guns and aims at Marshal "okay..I need another 100. " [02:12 PM] Ivy Lexington: Shame one me? [02:12 PM] Adrian Wise: Indeed [02:13 PM] Ivy Lexington her eyes fill with tears [02:13 PM] Alva Tharnaby shouts: THey're here, I promise [02:13 PM] Downunder Snoodle undoes her sash and pulls off her stilts [02:13 PM] Adrian Wise: That is far from proper talk or Thought for that matter [02:13 PM] Lot Balbozar hears yelling and steps outside [02:13 PM] Alva Tharnaby smiles widely and bends down, picking up the cash [02:13 PM] Adrian Wise hears horses ..."HEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" [02:13 PM] Ivy Lexington becomes quiet and tries not to cry. [02:13 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: DEAR LORD HELPPPPPP MEEEEEE!!!! [02:14 PM] Foxx Mistwood hears the mayor but doesnt say anything to give his position away [02:14 PM] Downunder Snoodle shouts: sit down Mister Wise and be quiet!!!! Else I may hafta beat you with my stilts!!! [02:14 PM] Alva Tharnaby stuffs her pocket with the money with a grin "oh for damn sakes, go get that whiner out of his misery now MArshal" [02:14 PM] Adrian Wise instinctively hand Miss Ivy a Fine linen Handkerchief [02:14 PM] Ivy Lexington: I'll just move the pumpkins over. And if you could start on the thank you notes. [02:14 PM] Adrian Wise: Here Miss Ivy [02:14 PM] Adrian Wise: and its soft too [02:14 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: HELP!!!!!!!!!! [02:14 PM] Ivy Lexington takes his hankie and blows very lady like into it. [02:14 PM] Lot Balbozar watches fron the balcony and sees a flash of sun on a shiny object [02:14 PM] Foxx Mistwood peeks out from a corner seeing people on the balcony [02:14 PM] Downunder Snoodle shouts: oh my god quieten him down 'fore he gives us away!!! [02:15 PM] Ivy Lexington: Thank you Mr. Wise, you are a true gentlemen... now please write yourself a thank you note from me to you? [02:15 PM] Foxx Mistwood takes a deep breath and walks out in the open to the large saloon [02:15 PM] Lot Balbozar shouts: HEY YU DOWN THERE GIT [02:15 PM] Downunder Snoodle snort laughs at Ivy [02:15 PM] Adrian Wise turns to her and nods.. smiling... then back toward the window "HEEEEELPPPP!" .. pauses .. Oh.. why I think I can do that [02:15 PM] Lot Balbozar: (( i have to goo)) [02:15 PM] Adrian Wise starts to practice his penmanship [02:15 PM] Downunder Snoodle: ((byeeeee Lot)) [02:16 PM] Ivy Lexington quickly tosses the pumpkins over the railing discretely as one can throw pumpkins. [02:16 PM] Ivy Lexington: Wait!! You forgot to kiss me goodbye!!! [02:16 PM] Adrian Wise continues practcing his handwriting [02:16 PM] Downunder Snoodle peers over Adrian's shoulder, nodding with a pleased look on her face "you got nice hand writin' there Mister Wise" [02:16 PM] Adrian Wise nods .. "indeed.. thank you for noticing" [02:16 PM] Ivy Lexington: Make it sound like it's me writing it? [02:16 PM] Ivy Lexington: Please? [02:17 PM] Ivy Lexington: Nice and elegant and civilized? [02:17 PM] Adrian Wise: Hmmmm [02:17 PM] Downunder Snoodle peels off the fake whiskers a bit at a time [02:17 PM] Downunder Snoodle: ouch ouch ouch ouch [02:17 PM] Ivy Lexington: Downy, that disguise did make your bustle look big by the way. [02:17 PM] Adrian Wise practices a few charming .. yet feminin sentences [02:18 PM] Downunder Snoodle takes one last puff on the cigar, dropping it to the floor and squashing it with her sock [02:18 PM] Ivy Lexington: Oh and while you are at it, could you also write a love poem for me to give to Lot? [02:18 PM] Lot Balbozar is Offline [02:18 PM] Adrian Wise nods .."Oh I can write some wonderful poetry.. if I must say so myself" [02:18 PM] Ivy Lexington: I am not one that rhymes well. [02:18 PM] Foxx Mistwood walks inside the saloon [02:19 PM] Ivy Lexington: Alright, start with that then? And then the thank you notes? [02:19 PM] Adrian Wise: Allow the master to work! [02:19 PM] Downunder Snoodle: I can't get over the lovely hand writin' ... I haven't seen such eloquent lettering in some time [02:19 PM] Foxx Mistwood looks around seeing no one but the bartender then begins to quietly walk up the steps [02:19 PM] Ivy Lexington: Let's see, I need one for... [02:19 PM] Ivy Lexington: Miss V, or was it Leather, I get them confused. But one of them gave me a diamond necklace, [02:19 PM] Adrian Wise makes a list.. while listening.. gazing outside only momentarily for inspiration [02:19 PM] Ivy Lexington: One for Cas... [02:19 PM] Downunder Snoodle: really? how lovely! [02:20 PM] Ivy Lexington: He did the djing. [02:20 PM] Ivy Lexington: And one for Downy here... [02:20 PM] Foxx Mistwood draws his gun and searches one of the rooms finding nothing, [02:20 PM] Downunder Snoodle: fer me? aawww [02:20 PM] Ivy Lexington: And mostly one for you Mr. Wise, you did such a beautiful job. [02:20 PM] Downunder Snoodle hears footsteps "is someone else here Ivy?" [02:20 PM] Adrian Wise: Be careful not to mess with my muse [02:20 PM] Lake Hoyes follows as Alva is her only source of information [02:20 PM] Alva Tharnaby pulls Lake to the side [02:20 PM] Alva Tharnaby: shh [02:21 PM] Ivy Lexington: Maybe it's the ghost in that haunted room across the way? [02:21 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: I CANNOT HAVE MY MUSE INTERRUPTED! [02:21 PM] Ivy Lexington jumps back at the yelling. [02:21 PM] Alva Tharnaby smiles at the sheriff [02:21 PM] Foxx Mistwood steps out on the balcony with his guns ready by his side spotting some people through the windowed door [02:21 PM] Adrian Wise closes his eyes ... breath deeply.. and begins a thank you note .. to himself [02:21 PM] Downunder Snoodle jumps seeing movement through the window [02:21 PM] Lake Hoyes hears nothing [02:21 PM] Downunder Snoodle: what on earth! [02:21 PM] Lake Hoyes feels steps come up behind her and jumps, seeing a woman in black [02:21 PM] Ivy Lexington: Start with Dearest Mr. Wise? [02:22 PM] Adrian Wise: oh of course [02:22 PM] Ivy Lexington: No Dearest Mayor Wise? [02:22 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oohhh look it's Foxx!!! howdy handsome! [02:22 PM] Foxx Mistwood pulls the doors and aims his guns at the people [02:22 PM] Alva Tharnaby grins thinking now them snotty Wildbunchers will have their turn [02:22 PM] Adrian Wise: Hello MArshal [02:22 PM] Adrian Wise: I ahve ben Kidnapped [02:22 PM] Skyla Thor walks around slowly to inside [02:22 PM] Foxx Mistwood: Mayor you ok? [02:22 PM] Ivy Lexington: Hello Fox. [02:22 PM] Adrian Wise: Well [02:22 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles sweetly as usual [02:22 PM] Alva Tharnaby: Lake. stay put! *she hisses* [02:22 PM] Foxx Mistwood: folks you know whats good for you you won't draw [02:22 PM] Lake Hoyes peeks around the corner of the wall, her back turned, she can't hear alva warn her [02:22 PM] Downunder Snoodle grins at Foxx [02:22 PM] Downunder Snoodle: uumm [02:22 PM] Downunder Snoodle: what's with the guns [02:23 PM] Jackeroo Balbozar: There you go Downunder Snoodle... enjoy! [02:23 PM] Adrian Wise looks to both ladies .."I do have to finish a few things here .. some lovely thank you cards... A love poem" [02:23 PM] Skyla Thor stays hidin around the corner [02:23 PM] Foxx Mistwood: I'm taking the Mayor back with me [02:23 PM] Foxx Mistwood: a poem? [02:23 PM] Downunder Snoodle: you got the money? [02:23 PM] Adrian Wise: but after that you can arrest these dreadful women [02:23 PM] Adrian Wise: yes [02:23 PM] Adrian Wise: a poem [02:23 PM] Ivy Lexington: Yes, he's going to write the most romantic poem ever. [02:23 PM] Foxx Mistwood: what kind of twisted crap is this [02:23 PM] Foxie Carissa is Offline [02:23 PM] Lake Hoyes sees nothing of interest and looks back to alva, blank, and shrugs, "nothing going on" *she mouths the wordsto her* [02:23 PM] Alva Tharnaby stiffls a laugh hearing Foxx [02:23 PM] Downunder Snoodle reaches over to cuff Adrian upside the head again "did you just call us dreadful!!!" [02:24 PM] Skyla Thor peeks around hopin foxx catches a glimpse of her and moves back quickly [02:24 PM] Alva Tharnaby pats Lake on the head and gives her a dollar [02:24 PM] Adrian Wise: and I want them prosecuted to the fullest extent that the county allows [02:24 PM] Foxx Mistwood keeps his guns trained on the ladies [02:24 PM] Alva Tharnaby motions to her "I'm rich!" [02:24 PM] Adrian Wise: Even if I am the proseccuter myself [02:24 PM] Ivy Lexington: That doesn't sound like a love poem to me. [02:24 PM] Lake Hoyes drops her mouth open and takes the dollar of course - her aunt taught her well, then makes a face at alva, "what happening!" [02:24 PM] Ivy Lexington: fullest extent of my heart's reach, not fullest extent of the law. [02:25 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i'm not paying you two anything, and there won't be any dreadful love peoms to feed your twisted minds [02:25 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oh you just hush Foxx! [02:25 PM] Ivy Lexington looks at Foxx horrified. [02:25 PM] Jackeroo Balbozar: There you go Downunder Snoodle... enjoy! [02:25 PM] Adrian Wise glares at Miss Ivy.."That was what was going to happen to you for this kidnapping.. NOT the work of art poem I am writing .. Finishes the thank you notes" [02:25 PM] Alva Tharnaby grins and whispers "I recognized their terrible disguise, and watched them kidnap the Mayor. I knew they'd take him here, cause that's what I'd do. And then the Marshal paid me a helluva lot o fmoney" [02:26 PM] Skyla Thor shakes her head places her hands on her gun and looks down sees a pebble and throws it lightly at the window [02:26 PM] Adrian Wise: and thus [02:26 PM] Foxx Mistwood: you need to clean this place too [02:26 PM] Adrian Wise: finished [02:26 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i hear mice [02:26 PM] Ivy Lexington: Well, I have to water my sage... [02:26 PM] Adrian Wise dots the I [02:26 PM] Foxx Mistwood: come on Mayor, lets get the hell outta here [02:26 PM] Lake Hoyes understands about half of what alva is talking about and grins, thinking it sounds fun anyhow, and wonders who all these people are - she doesnt know- but is glad for alva to get money, "is good alva" *smiles* [02:26 PM] Downunder Snoodle: well Mister Adrian is doing the cleaning today! [02:26 PM] Ivy Lexington: I'll just run along now and you can mail those letter for me? [02:26 PM] Adrian Wise: Oh the hell I am [02:27 PM] Alva Tharnaby makes a big grin and thumbs up to Lake [02:27 PM] Ivy Lexington quietly slips towards the door. [02:27 PM] Adrian Wise stands next to Foxx [02:27 PM] Skyla Thor shakes her head [02:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle tries to do a menacing fist wave thing at adrian [02:27 PM] Ivy Lexington: Um.. I'll see you later, Downy. [02:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle: OH LOOK! [02:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle: A MOUSE!!! [02:27 PM] Skyla Thor puts her back on the butt of her gun but doesnt move [02:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle points at adrian's trouser leg [02:27 PM] Ivy Lexington: A mouse!!! [02:27 PM] Ivy Lexington: YIKES!! [02:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle screams and squeals [02:27 PM] Downunder Snoodle starts running around [02:27 PM] Lake Hoyes sees someone on horseback by the lake, squints [02:27 PM] Ivy Lexington: Shoot it FOXX SHOOT IT!! [02:27 PM] Foxx Mistwood: stop moving! [02:28 PM] Adrian Wise: You'r just lucky that I don't have him shoot you and we feed the meat to the dogs ... Miss DOWNY!!! *pauses to give his best evil look* [02:28 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: GRAB HER! [02:28 PM] Foxx Mistwood: stop! [02:28 PM] Downunder Snoodle: ARRRGGGHHHHH *runs out the door* [02:28 PM] Ivy Lexington: Quick run downy! [02:28 PM] Lake Hoyes shrugs and goes back to watching and not listening, just watching alva for information [02:28 PM] Adrian Wise points DON'T LET HER GET AWAY! [02:28 PM] Foxx Mistwood fires a few shots in the air [02:28 PM] Downunder Snoodle: quick Ivy! git on the cart!!! [02:28 PM] Ivy Lexington: GO!!! [02:28 PM] Adrian Wise gently closes the door so the thank you notes do not blow off the desk [02:29 PM] Ivy Lexington: Yikes!!!! Drive this wagon!! [02:29 PM] Downunder Snoodle goes to flick the reins and realise the horses have wandered off [02:29 PM] Sandy Hammerthall hears the words and races to head over [02:29 PM] Skyla Thor snickers [02:29 PM] Ivy Lexington: Dang it!! [02:29 PM] Ivy Lexington: Quick, hook up the pigs? [02:29 PM] Downunder Snoodle whistles for them frantically "HEEERRRE HORSIE HORSIE!!!!" [02:29 PM] Ivy Lexington: Um... [02:29 PM] Downunder Snoodle: yeh quick grab the pigs instead! [02:29 PM] Foxx Mistwood places a foot on the wagon "ok ladies, thats enough" [02:29 PM] Downunder Snoodle: aawwwh dammit [02:30 PM] Adrian Wise shouts: JUSTICE IS COMING! JUSTICE IS DONE! [02:30 PM] Downunder Snoodle pouts a bit [02:30 PM] Ivy Lexington: taps Downy on the shoulder pointing to the Mayor walking away and the law right there. [02:30 PM] Skyla Thor goiggles at adrian [02:30 PM] Skyla Thor: giggles* [02:30 PM] Ivy Lexington shouts: BUT ARE MY THANK YOU NOTES DONE?! [02:30 PM] Downunder Snoodle sighs and frowns after Adrian [02:30 PM] Foxx Mistwood climbs into the back of the wagon with his guns still out [02:30 PM] Foxx Mistwood: now [02:30 PM] Downunder Snoodle: now? [02:30 PM] Foxx Mistwood: your going to take me back to Tombstone [02:30 PM] Skyla Thor stands to the side just in case [02:30 PM] Downunder Snoodle: here? [02:30 PM] Downunder Snoodle: uumm [02:30 PM] Sandy Hammerthall: need help foxx [02:30 PM] Lake Hoyes looks at Miss Ivy, involved in all this somehow, thinks she is too sweet to be involved in a kidnapping [02:31 PM] Foxx Mistwood: ow [02:31 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oh okay [02:31 PM] Foxx Mistwood: no im good now [02:31 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oohhh look here come the horses [02:31 PM] Downunder Snoodle grabs them and quickly hitches them up to the cart [02:31 PM] Alva Tharnaby laughs as the Mayor walks off [02:31 PM] Foxx Mistwood: to the Tombstone jail ladies, your new home [02:31 PM] Ivy Lexington: What? [02:31 PM] Ivy Lexington: New home? [02:32 PM] Skyla Thor laughs [02:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle: really?? [02:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle: and and and [02:32 PM] Foxx Mistwood: yea, no more rats at least [02:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle: will you be lookin' after us in there Foxx? [02:32 PM] Ivy Lexington: um... [02:32 PM] Sandy Hammerthall: i'll escort if you want [02:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle winks slyly at Ivy [02:32 PM] Foxx Mistwood: just a few drunken 6 foot rodents now [02:32 PM] Lake Hoyes sees the town vet up there with her and tries to catch their eye and waves smiling because she doesnt know whats happening [02:32 PM] Ivy Lexington: I think i'll just stay here. [02:32 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i think you won't [02:32 PM] Ivy Lexington starts to climb out of the wagon. [02:32 PM] Foxx Mistwood grabs Ivy's arm "sit your ass down" [02:32 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oh dear [02:33 PM] Ivy Lexington frowns but does as she is told. [02:33 PM] Foxx Mistwood: lets go Tp [02:33 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i mean [02:33 PM] Foxx Mistwood: whoever you are [02:33 PM] Skyla Thor waves to foxx [02:33 PM] Downunder Snoodle: I guess i'm an outlaw now!!!! WOOOOOOO [02:33 PM] Alva Tharnaby grins [02:33 PM] Downunder Snoodle grins and flicks the reins [02:33 PM] Sandy Hammerthall keeps his hand's near his guns if she dares get out of the wagon [02:33 PM] Ivy Lexington: You know, this won't get my wedding thank you notes out any faster. [02:33 PM] Foxx Mistwood: oh yea [02:33 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i missed the wedding [02:33 PM] Foxx Mistwood: damn [02:34 PM] Ivy Lexington: Well, that's on less thank you note! [02:34 PM] Foxx Mistwood: hey theres my house *points with his gun* [02:34 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles happily [02:34 PM] Ivy Lexington: Ooo! What a nice house? Can we stop and have tea? [02:34 PM] Foxx Mistwood: sure, when your not binded by cuffs [02:34 PM] Foxx Mistwood: oh yea [02:35 PM] Foxx Mistwood searches Ivy of her guns, explosives or anything to pick a lock with [02:35 PM] Ivy Lexington: Yes, it would be hard enjoying fine china like that. [02:35 PM] Ivy Lexington: Hey! Those are guns Lot gave me. [02:35 PM] Foxx Mistwood: oh those are nice guns [02:35 PM] Foxx Mistwood: you'll get em back [02:35 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles proudly [02:35 PM] Foxx Mistwood: empty of course [02:36 PM] Foxx Mistwood: damn women drivers [02:36 PM] Ivy Lexington: Um.. Foxx? [02:36 PM] Foxx Mistwood: TRAINNN [02:36 PM] Foxx Mistwood: moveee [02:36 PM] Ivy Lexington: Lot doesn't trust me with bullets anyways. [02:36 PM] Foxx Mistwood: phew [02:36 PM] Downunder Snoodle: eeekkk train [02:37 PM] Downunder Snoodle: hey [02:37 PM] Ivy Lexington stands up to make a jump for the train [02:37 PM] Downunder Snoodle: no-one's driving the train! [02:37 PM] Foxx Mistwood aims at Ivy's leg [02:37 PM] Ivy Lexington realizes she missed it and sits back down [02:37 PM] Foxx Mistwood pushes Ivy behind the barrel [02:38 PM] Ivy Lexington: Stop it! [02:38 PM] Ivy Lexington: Are we there yet? [02:38 PM] Downunder Snoodle: yup [02:38 PM] Foxx Mistwood hops out of the wagon [02:38 PM] Foxx Mistwood: okay out ladies [02:38 PM] Ivy Lexington: Any cake still in there? [02:38 PM] rivka Aya: what works now [02:38 PM] Foxx Mistwood: yeah, some of my birthday cake left [02:38 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oooo Foxx's birthday cake was in there yesterday! [02:39 PM] Downunder Snoodle hops down off the wagon [02:39 PM] Ivy Lexington: Seth? Can I just go home? You'll let me won't you? [02:39 PM] Sandy Hammerthall: nope [02:39 PM] rivka Aya: ahhh i understand [02:39 PM] Downunder Snoodle: don't let no-one steal mah wagon n horses Foxx [02:39 PM] Foxx Mistwood: ladies come on [02:39 PM] Foxx Mistwood: free cake [02:39 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oooo cake! [02:39 PM] Downunder Snoodle runs inside [02:39 PM] Ivy Lexington gets distracted and runs for the cake as well [02:40 PM] Sandy Hammerthall: go on in ivy [02:40 PM] Ivy Lexington: Oh Foxx! [02:40 PM] Foxx Mistwood: alright, grab a piece of cake and find a cell *smiles* [02:40 PM] Ivy Lexington: Wait, can i eat the cake part only, I don't like the frosting. [02:40 PM] Foxx Mistwood: WHAT [02:40 PM] Downunder Snoodle sticks her finger in the icing and licks it to test it [02:40 PM] Foxx Mistwood: the frosting is the best part of the cake [02:41 PM] Downunder Snoodle: mmmm the icing on the cake [02:41 PM] Ivy Lexington: Not when you're as sweet as I am... [02:41 PM] Downunder Snoodle: yummyyyy [02:41 PM] Foxx Mistwood: why don't you just eat a piece of bread and sugar then [02:41 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles her best and hopes it works [02:41 PM] Sandy Hammerthall see's dodgy looking right at hiom [02:41 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: miss ivy alright mr ? [02:41 PM] Downunder Snoodle smears and little more on her mouth and turns to plant a big smooshie kiss on Foxx [02:41 PM] Foxx Mistwood ignores Ivy's comment and points to a cell [02:41 PM] Foxx Mistwood: get off me [02:41 PM] Ivy Lexington: Can we have visitors come? [02:41 PM] Downunder Snoodle frowns [02:41 PM] Foxx Mistwood: no [02:42 PM] Downunder Snoodle: wut? [02:42 PM] Ivy Lexington: No? [02:42 PM] Downunder Snoodle starts crying [02:42 PM] Foxx Mistwood: no ones allowed in the jail when prisoners are here ya know [02:42 PM] Ivy Lexington: Foxx, why are you being so mean? [02:42 PM] Foxx Mistwood: oh hush TP [02:42 PM] Downunder Snoodle sobs uncontrollably, getting louder and unconsolable [02:42 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: im listenin an waitin [02:42 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: miss ivy is she alright? [02:42 PM] Foxx Mistwood: come on [02:42 PM] Downunder Snoodle: WWAAAAHHHHHH [02:43 PM] Sandy Hammerthall: so far nope [02:43 PM] Foxx Mistwood: nice crying room here [02:43 PM] TOMBSTONE LOCK UP CELL ONE whispers: Jail Cell Closed. [02:43 PM] Foxx Mistwood: your turn miss Lot [02:43 PM] Foxx Mistwood: Ivy [02:43 PM] Ivy Lexington: Can I have a bigger cell, please? [02:43 PM] Foxx Mistwood: this one is bigger by an inch [02:43 PM] Ivy Lexington: um.. but there is no chamber pot? [02:43 PM] Ivy Lexington: No bed? [02:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: No curtains? [02:44 PM] Foxx Mistwood: nice bench [02:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: Not even a vase with flowers? [02:44 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i'll find ya a flower [02:44 PM] Foxx Mistwood: hop in [02:44 PM] Ivy Lexington heistates before stepping in [02:44 PM] Downunder Snoodle holds onto the bars with her hands and looks through at foxx wearing big sad coyote puppy eyes [02:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: Don't make me Foxx. Please? [02:44 PM] Downunder Snoodle sniffles [02:44 PM] Ivy Lexington: Lot will be horribly angry. [02:45 PM] Ivy Lexington: I didn't know it was a kidnapping. [02:45 PM] Foxx Mistwood: thats okay [02:45 PM] Ivy Lexington: Downy told me that .. [02:45 PM] Ivy Lexington: um... [02:45 PM] Foxx Mistwood: step inside so i can figure your time or bail [02:45 PM] Ivy Lexington: Ugh! Alright. [02:45 PM] Foxx Mistwood: thank you ma'am *tips his hat and closes the door [02:45 PM] TOMBSTONE LOCK UP CELL TWO whispers: Jail Cell Closed. [02:45 PM] Rebel Wasp thinks she islucky no law sees her with the gun out [02:46 PM] Ivy Lexington: Downy, if you think you are going to be my best friend, your wrong. [02:46 PM] Downunder Snoodle frowns at Ivy [02:46 PM] Ivy Lexington: You are going down on the list, and if the Mayor didn't write a thank you note for me to you, then don't expect one. [02:46 PM] Downunder Snoodle: well he did! [02:46 PM] Downunder Snoodle: so there! [02:46 PM] Ivy Lexington crosses her arms and slumps [02:46 PM] Downunder Snoodle: ANd [02:47 PM] Downunder Snoodle: I grabbed it before we left [02:47 PM] Foxx Mistwood: okay ladies 50 l each or 30 minutes each [02:47 PM] Foxx Mistwood: for kidnapping [02:47 PM] Downunder Snoodle pokes her tongue out at Ivy through the bars as she pulls the letter out of her pocket and waves it around triumphantly [02:47 PM] Foxx Mistwood: money or time [02:47 PM] Rebel Wasp thinks he wil do it [02:47 PM] Ivy Lexington: Time or money? [02:47 PM] Ivy Lexington: Which one, which one? [02:47 PM] Downunder Snoodle: I'll pay Ivy's bail [02:48 PM] Foxx Mistwood: yeah i have neither, what about you [02:48 PM] Downunder Snoodle: so she can go sign her thank you notes [02:48 PM] Ivy Lexington: Thank you Downy, you are the best friend EVER!! [02:48 PM] Foxx Mistwood: pay the barrel [02:48 PM] Ivy Lexington tries to hug her friend through the bars [02:48 PM] Downunder Snoodle slips a hand into her other pocket and holds out some notes to Foxx [02:48 PM] Foxx Mistwood takes the notes [02:49 PM] Foxx Mistwood: this isnt money [02:49 PM] Downunder Snoodle looks down [02:49 PM] Downunder Snoodle: you kidder [02:49 PM] Ivy Lexington: Downy!! [02:49 PM] Ivy Lexington: Are those my thank you notes? [02:49 PM] Downunder Snoodle: wut? [02:49 PM] Downunder Snoodle: um [02:49 PM] Downunder Snoodle grins sheepisly [02:50 PM] Ivy Lexington: On my good stationary!? [02:50 PM] Foxx Mistwood takes the notes seeing nothing on each one but "Thank you" and no signatures [02:50 PM] Downunder Snoodle passes them to Ivy and fishes around for some real money [02:50 PM] Downunder Snoodle: oh here we go [02:50 PM] Ivy Lexington takes them from Downy and tries to grab the rest from Foxx. [02:50 PM] Downunder Snoodle passes Foxx the real money and nods "now let her out" [02:50 PM] Ivy Lexington: Do you mind, it's not nice to read other's mail. [02:50 PM] Ivy Lexington: And it's against the law as well! [02:50 PM] TOMBSTONE LOCK UP CELL TWO whispers: Jail Cell Opened. [02:51 PM] Downunder Snoodle grins at Foxx through the bars [02:51 PM] Downunder Snoodle: now ya hafta stay here n look after me [02:51 PM] Ivy Lexington giggles [02:52 PM] Ivy Lexington: Poor Foxx. If you can't do the time, don't do the crime. [02:52 PM] Downunder Snoodle: just kidding, [02:52 PM] Ivy Lexington smiles. [02:52 PM] Downunder Snoodle hands Foxx some more money [02:52 PM] TOMBSTONE LOCK UP CELL ONE whispers: Jail Cell Opened. [02:52 PM] Foxx Mistwood: okay ladies [02:52 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i need to head home a bit [02:52 PM] Foxx Mistwood: your free to go [02:53 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: miss downy! [02:53 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: yas alright? [02:53 PM] Sandy Hammerthall: foxx will you need help with this lady's missing horse [02:53 PM] rivka Aya: ahhh there you are [02:53 PM] Ivy Lexington: You know, Mr. Foxx, if it wasn't for your birthday cake, I would report to the Mayor that you read federal mail. [02:53 PM] Rebel Wasp laughs [02:53 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i have to leave, you can help her find something Seth [02:53 PM] rivka Aya: sheriff they stole me horse [02:53 PM] Rebel Wasp thought she was selling her horse [02:53 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i doubt he'll be listening much [02:53 PM] Ivy Lexington: Just saying.... [02:53 PM] Foxx Mistwood: for a while [02:53 PM] Downunder Snoodle: come on Ivy! [02:53 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: miss ivy [02:53 PM] Downunder Snoodle grins and shows her the cake she just grabbed on the way out [02:53 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: yas alright? [02:53 PM] Ivy Lexington: Hello Miss Dodgy. [02:53 PM] Downunder Snoodle: let's go n eat! [02:54 PM] Ivy Lexington: Why yes, we had a delightful time. [02:54 PM] Downunder Snoodle: howdy Dodgy [02:54 PM] dodgy Lemondrop nods an grins [02:54 PM] rivka Aya: what you going to do sheriff?? [02:54 PM] Foxx Mistwood: Miss i have to leave a while, Seth can help you or write a report of what happened,i'll be back in a bit [02:54 PM] dodgy Lemondrop: yea i said yas wou.ld! reckon thets one of the best bedsin town [02:54 PM] rivka Aya: i want me horse back [02:54 PM] Foxx Mistwood: i understand [02:54 PM] dodgy Lemondrop grins an raises her flask to downy in salute then gulps at it [02:54 PM] Downunder Snoodle smirks

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