Monsters & Gators

[20:12] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): what're you two terrors up ta [20:12] JefferyAllen: well [20:13] JefferyAllen: we was gonna sit and then run some and then sit again prolly [20:13] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): yer just a busy wee bee aintcha Master Jeffery [20:14] JefferyAllen: yes ma'am [20:14] JefferyAllen: i run a bunch [20:14] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): do ya sleep like the dead at night [20:15] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): I had a dog one time who used ta run and run and run adn run and run and run all dang day long [20:15] JefferyAllen: yeah [20:15] JefferyAllen: i even dream about monsters [20:15] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): and he'd sleep through earthquakes n thunderstorms at night [20:15] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): do ya!? [20:15] JefferyAllen: yeah [20:15] JefferyAllen: but i aint skeered [20:15] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): what kinda monsters [20:15] JefferyAllen: well [20:15] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): do ya shoot 'em? [20:15] JefferyAllen: a green one with a big eye and he has big teeth [20:15] JefferyAllen: i blasted him with my BB Gun once [20:16] JefferyAllen: but he didnt die [20:16] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): wow golly [20:16] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): we should name that one .... Lot [20:16] JefferyAllen: yay [20:16] JefferyAllen: okay [20:16] JefferyAllen: then the green one is mister Lot [20:17] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): very good [20:17] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): what else [20:17] JefferyAllen: there was a red monster once but he fell off a bill hill and got kilt [20:17] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): oh my [20:17] JefferyAllen: Hill [20:17] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): that one popped his clogs easy then [20:17] JefferyAllen: yeah he landed on a cactus [20:18] JefferyAllen: then a dog monster chased me he had big teeth and a long tail [20:18] JefferyAllen: then i waked up and was hollerin loud [20:19] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): okay that one needs a name too... perhaps Mister Spank is a good name for him? [20:19] JefferyAllen: but no one heard me and no one came runnin [20:19] JefferyAllen: yeah!!! [20:19] JefferyAllen: mister Spank is a very good name [20:20] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): right then so we have Mister Lot and Mister Spank as monster names [20:20] JefferyAllen: yes em [20:20] JefferyAllen: but mister Lot he sure aint mean like that monster [20:20] JefferyAllen: well not sometimes [20:21] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): well ya ain't seen him after a night of beans n whiskey either son [20:21] JefferyAllen: oh [20:21] JefferyAllen: naw i not wanna [20:22] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): nossir you sure don't wanna [20:22] JefferyAllen: giggles [20:22] Millard Dewey (millarddewey) snickers [20:22] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): so just how many monsters do ya git visit you in yer dreams kid? [20:22] JefferyAllen: like a bazillion [20:23] JefferyAllen: they are everywhere [20:23] JefferyAllen: and they all chase me [20:23] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): golly this is gonna take a while [20:23] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) scratches her head [20:23] JefferyAllen: snickers [20:23] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): maybe ya kin pick jist yer favourites fer namin' [20:23] JefferyAllen: yeah and miss Suzy told me a alagator lives near her house [20:23] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): holy moley she's got ta be kiddin' you! [20:23] JefferyAllen: okay um a yellow one and red one and green one [20:24] JefferyAllen: theys my favorite [20:24] JefferyAllen: naw [20:24] JefferyAllen: she told me so [20:24] JefferyAllen: she saids he is even in the widow lake [20:24] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) gulps [20:24] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): I ain't never steppin' a toe in that water again [20:24] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): never [20:24] JefferyAllen: but i aint ever seen him just his tail [20:24] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) draws a deep breath [20:24] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): you saw his tail!!! [20:24] JefferyAllen: yeah [20:25] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): holy smokes [20:25] JefferyAllen: and then it went away [20:25] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): heavens above I ain't never heard of no gator over there... and ya seen its tail [20:26] JefferyAllen: yeah and it wagged it and then it went under the water [20:26] JefferyAllen: i seen it! [20:26] JefferyAllen: and then i grabbed my stick and... [20:26] Millard Dewey (millarddewey) listens .. [20:26] JefferyAllen: looks at miss Downy [20:27] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) watches Jeffery wide-eyed [20:27] JefferyAllen: i jumped in that water and tried to catch that gator and he was skeered of me [20:27] JefferyAllen: he knew i was tough [20:27] JefferyAllen: and he got skeered [20:27] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) goes to gasp... and pauses, thinking [20:27] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) tilts her head slightly sideways and stares at the kid [20:27] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): I don't believe it! [20:28] JefferyAllen: but [20:28] JefferyAllen: its true see [20:28] JefferyAllen: i seen it [20:28] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): Jeffery if you is fibbing ta me I'll run up the road and borrow a padde! [20:28] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): by golly [20:29] JefferyAllen: gulps [20:29] JefferyAllen: but [20:29] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): wait [20:29] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): just wait [20:29] JefferyAllen: blinks looking at miss Downy [20:29] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): there's only one way ta prove yer tellin' the truth [20:29] JefferyAllen: well maybe I didnt see his tail much and um maybe he was not skeered [20:29] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): we have ta go gator huntin' at Widow Lake [20:29] JefferyAllen: really??? [20:29] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): yes of course [20:29] JefferyAllen: we get to catch him? [20:29] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): well [20:30] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): if we're lucky [20:30] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): we need some good bait [20:30] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) looks over at Millard [20:30] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): he'll do [20:30] JefferyAllen: looks at Mildew [20:30] Millard Dewey (millarddewey): what? [20:30] JefferyAllen: but we cant be using mildew [20:30] JefferyAllen: he is my friend [20:30] Millard Dewey (millarddewey): I ain't gonna be no bait [20:31] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle) scratches her head "alright, fairly put, what else can we use" [20:31] JefferyAllen: snickers [20:31] Millard Dewey (millarddewey): some chicken scraps maybe [20:31] JefferyAllen: we can use a pig [20:31] JefferyAllen: go sneak miss Ivy goat? [20:32] JefferyAllen: that goat sure would work [20:32] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): brilliant [20:32] JefferyAllen: yeah! [20:32] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): we just have ta make sure she thinks someone else stole it [20:32] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): if she thinks it's us she might invite us over for dinner [20:32] JefferyAllen: yeah we can blame it on miss Abi [20:32] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): and then make us eat her cookin' [20:32] JefferyAllen: she will think she did it [20:32] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): a fate worse n death [20:32] JefferyAllen: oh [20:32] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): oh [20:32] JefferyAllen: do we gotta eat her cookin? [20:33] JefferyAllen: aw man [20:33] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): not if ya wanna live [20:33] JefferyAllen: nodsnods [20:33] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): but I like yer idea of puttin' the blame on Miss Abi [20:33] JefferyAllen: yeah [20:33] JefferyAllen: smiles thinking about it [20:34] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): alright then [20:34] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): we'll have ta tell Miss Ivy that Miss Abi was servin' the orphans goat stew [20:35] JefferyAllen: yeah [20:35] JefferyAllen: and then she will believe us [20:35] Ðowny 丂tillwater (downunder.snoodle): yep [20:35] JefferyAllen: okay